Facts about the smurfs that you may not have known:
1- The Smurfs are a Belgian cartoon! I had no idea, did you?
2- When I was 4 years old, I wanted to be a smurf when I grew up. True story. That, or a firetruck.
3- The smurfs social organization is similar to termites. Smurfette, like the termite queen, produces 20,000-30,000 smurf eggs each day! If it weren't a children's TV show, I would go into more details.
