Whevever I May Roam



What was the song stuck in my head you may ask?

Well!  It's a little song called "Wherever I May Roam"

Who is the artist you may ask?

Well!  It's Metallica of course!

Who is Metallica you may ask?

Well, they are just a heavy metal band formed in Los Angeles in 1981!

What's Heavy Metal you ask?

Well, it's a genre of music which relies on loud electric guitars and sometimes dark lyrical elements!

What's an electric guitar you ask?

An electric guitar is a guitar that uses electricity to make string vibrations into electrical sound!

What's electricity you ask?

Electricity is manipulation of electric charge as a way to generate energy!

What's energy you ask?

It's something you get when you drink a red bull! 

What's a red bull you ask?

A red bull is a drink!

What's a drink you ask?

It's something that quenches your thirst!

What's thirst?

When you want a drink!

What's a drink?

It quenches your thirst!

What's thirst?

A combination of the words "first" and "third"

What's words?

Words are what you use to talk or communicate.  I'm using "words" right now!

What's right now? 

It's March 29, 2015 at 9:45 P.M!

What's March?

It's a month.

What's a month?

A period of 30 days!

But what about February?

February isn't a real month. 

What is real? 

Who knows! 

Here's the song:



You got questions?  We got answers! 





And the most important question of all:

What's a bad blog post? 

ANSWER:  THIS ONE!!!!!!

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