Nutcracker Suite

First of all, I need to congratulate all those who participated in my giveaway.

Julie from Utah won the compilation CD.

Beckee from Arizona won 5 random CD's from my CD case.  This is what she won for those who care:

1st- A compilation from 1999 that my brother made.  It's full of mostly punk rock sounding stuff.
2nd-  Another compilation from the same brother that he made for his son.  It's full of kids songs
3rd-  A black disc-  I think it's a blank
4th-  "Every Breath You Take" The classics from THE POLICE
5th-  A Phish compilation made many years ago by a friend

Tan also from Utah won my Subway card

Holy crap, you guys are lucky to have won such nice things.

Today's song is by Tchaikovsky's masterpiece "The Nutcracker."

 I was talking to Wifey Poo about what I needed to do to make today's post funny.  Luckily, our 8 year old was nearby with a solution:  Just be really sarcastic.

So, with that, I am now presenting a new segment that I like to call,

SONG SARCASM WITH PEYTON AND BRADY:

Peyton really likes this song, and so do I.  So we both agreed that if we are to be sarcastic, that we need to say mean and untrue things about the song.  Peyton will start.

Peyton:  It's such a dumb song.  I would rather watch BARNEY.

Brady:  I couldn't agree more Peyt.  This song is so boring, I would rather listen to Nickelback.

Peyton:  I would rather watch Baby Einstein.

Brady:  Yeah, Tchaikovsky was a moron.  He didn't know ANYTHING about music.

Peyton:  Why didn't he write a different song, it's too weird!

Brady:  Seriously dude, If I had a choice between pouring lemon juice on an hangnail, or listening to this song, you know what I would do!

Peyton:  I think they should just erase this song.

Brady:  Ew, turn this song off now before my ears bleed.

This now ends "Song Sarcasm with Peyton and Brady."